hang me up to dry 1/96»
Okay well now that would just be creepy..and weird. Are you? And why’s that? Although I’m pretty excited too..and nervous but that’s not important.
Nervous? I’m nothing to get nervous over. Although… I will say that it does make me giggle a little to think of Bender being nervous about a date with Claire. I guess I’m excited because I think it’ll be a good way to convince you that I’m here to stay.
Well thank you for being so considerate. You will? I am so honored. But you look good in everything…
That’s not true. You wouldn’t be very happy if I showed up in a clown costume, would you? But, I have to admit, I’m pretty excited to go on said date with you.
Yes, like a very really date. In which you get out of your bed and let me take you out. But I must warn you, I haven’t done something like this in a while so I may be a bit rusty.
Rusty? Okay, Iron Giant. I’ll give it a shot. I’ll even get all dolled up for you.
Hmm alright, I guess I’ll take that answer.
Why Miss Cabrera are you saying you want to date me? I mean I wouldn’t want you to settle for me just because he isn’t real.
I didn’t quite say that, but I suppose it was implied.
Oh come on. It’s a simple question.
Well you have a point there. I guess Ezio will just beat me out this time. Damn.
Well, you’re handsome. Is that close enough to an answer?
Well, there is a little difference. Ezio’s not real - you are.
This for some reason…makes me think of Janessa. But shh I never said any of this. Never. Ever. Ever.
I just didn’t think you wanted me..in that way. Or am I wrong?
Oh is that so? Well…it’s seeming more and more like I’m you know a real life Ezio. Just sayin.
No matter how I answer this, it’s going to come back around and bite me in the ass.
Oh yeah? Who says I want to date you?
I’m thinking that’s probably a big fat no.
He could be my twin. For sure.
What gives you that idea?
See, I have a big crush on Ezio. I’ve often said that if he were real, I’d want to date him.
So is that a yes to the shower then?
The guy from Assassins Creed? Well he is pretty cool.
What do you think?
He’s so suave. And he’s Italian. Seems like a legit enough reason, right?
Oh dear lord. You’re too much. But you know I need to shower too. We could save water and just shower together.
Yeah I know, I never had a chance of pulling off that line.
I can pretend that you’re smooth, if it’ll help. Start calling you Ezio.
